TERMS & CONDITIONS

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TERMS & CONDITIONS

Hello, my name is Todd Michael Rogers. I own SUBHEATHEN LLC. (if you are reading this, you are on our website right now!) You must be of legal age to use our site, which in most places means 18 years old.

A note to all Parents & Guardians: Some of this stuff just straight up ain’t for kids. Other stuff on here is fine, but not for everyone (some kids are cool. I mean, I wasn’t. But some kids are). Please monitor your children & what they enjoy. Saying something is evil does not make it so.

THE MAIN SHIT

SUBHEATHEN LLC (provides the following websites: subheathen.com, spellsaga.com, youwhohavelivedwithsuchpriviledge.com, whereisyourocean.com (the “Websites”) to give you information about us and our products, and grant you the opportunity to order products directly from us.

By accessing SUBHEATHEN.com you agree to the following terms. SUBHEATHEN LLC may change these Terms at any time. If you do not agree to these Terms, then please do not use the Website or order products.

-All sales are final. That means no refunds.

-We have the right to refuse any sale.

-Damaged items may be refunded at our discretion (take pics, kids!)

-Prices are subject to change without notice.

-Prices do not include federal, state, local or excise taxes.

-All shipments are shipped Ex Works from SUBHEATHEN LLC or are drop-shipped directly from one of our manufacturers. The products and risk of loss pass to you upon our delivery to carrier.

INDEMNIFICATION

You agree to defend, indemnify and hold harmless SUBHEATHEN LLC, ATWE//COMM, EFFORTS, Beset., and its affiliates and employees, against any claim, action, suit, demand, damages or and expenses, including without limitation reasonable attorney’s fees, arising in connection with this Website or the products sold upon it.

Violation of these Terms, violation of any law or regulation (including but not limited to copyright, and trademark), may result in legal action taken against you.

LIMITATION ON LIABILITY

IN NO EVENT WILL SUBHEATHEN LLC BE LIABLE TO YOU OR ANY OTHER PARTY FOR PROCUREMENT COSTS, LOSS OF PROFITS, LOSS OF USE, OR FOR ANY OTHER INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, INDIRECT OR SPECIAL DAMAGES, HOWEVER CAUSED.  

SUBHEATHEN LLC’S LIABILITY SHALL BE LIMITED TO ACTUAL DIRECT DAMAGES NOT IN EXCESS OF THE AMOUNTS PAID TO SUBHEATHEN LLC BY YOU FOR THE PRODUCTS. Some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of incidental or consequential damages, so this limitation and exclusion may not apply to you.

These Terms shall be governed by the laws of the State of Tennessee, without giving effect to its conflict of laws provisions. This is the case regardless of whether you reside or transact business with SUBHEATHEN LLC in Tennessee or elsewhere. The United Nations Convention on the International Sale of Goods will not apply to any transactions under this Agreement.

PRIVACY POLICY

Your IP address, browser type & other data (such as the referring page and time of visit) will be kept by us as a log file. Cookies may be used.

E-mail addresses will not be sold, rented or leased to 3rd parties. E-mail may be sent to inform you of news of our services or offers by us or our affiliates. You may be able to block cookies via your browser settings but this may prevent you from access to certain features of the website.

TL:DR

We make cool shit. Pay us. We only owe you what you paid for. If something is damaged upon delivery, tell us quick and we’ll try to send you a replacement. All sales are final. You are entitled to nothing. You are owed nothing. If you feel you have suffered due to something we have done, past all possible prayers & healing, you can contact us via our contact page.